Dean Geyer v Michael O'Donnell
Similarities:
- Both attended Melbourne High School (Dean graduating in 2004, Michael finishing a year later)
- Both competed in the hurdles at at least two MHS sports carnivals. (Although I don't remember, I feel confident in suggesting Dean ran an astonishingly faster time)
That just about covers the similarities.
Differences
- Dean Geyer is a good looking young man. He is a black belt in some martial art which inevitably equals a good body. He has the ability to tan well, and hold onto a tan.
- Michael O'Donnell is particularly unattractive. He has failed at every sport he has played, which means he has a skinny body. He turns red in the sun, not brown.
- Dean Geyer is a talented singer and guitarist who is currently competing for the title of Australian Idol in front of the entire nation.
- Michael O'Donnell has no talents. Hidden or obvious.
- Dean Geyer is likely to make a lot of money with his singing ability
- Michael O'Donnell is trying toenter a profession which is known to provide very little money.
It's all very demoralising isn't it. Type my name into google and you get Doctors and Professors, none of which are me. Type Dean Geyer into the same search engine. He has his own wikipedia section! He has his own fan forum with hundreds of registered posters! Where are my screaming and swooning women?
We all have friends just like him though don't we? Great friends who we love catching up with. Though, isn't it always the case when you discover something ELSE he's better than you at, all you can think in your head is 'you prick' while forcing a polite smile on your face.
As I watched Australian Idol, I was sat fighting hard to think of something that I would be better than Dean Geyer at. What could I be better at than this good looking, intelligent, talented musician? Then it came to me.
Dean Geyer can't goal umpire for shit.
This website is a supporter of Dean Geyer in his quest to become Australian Idol
Vote Dean.
posted by ODDeS and Associates at 12:38 AM
5 Comments:
Your right, not sure if i have seen someone snap out there fingers with grace, elegance and an inconspicuous arrogance in the way you do Oddes, He might sing dance and fazzaz but you sprint left or right with your hand elevated when out of bounds like no other
MR. Oddez... i believe you have been more than modest in your attempt to aline your self and deans attributes as you have (no doubtably by mistake) forgotten to make note of your dong which is a kin to that of a horse!!!
and i am positive that no matter how hard MR. geyer may try he will never equal your amazing felis.
Where's Dean Geyer now? Ask youself...
i am trying to contemplate the large number of incorrect spelling attempts of the word phallus.
How hard is it??
lock
on this website, there is also one on the first blog that i noticed.
Sincerely, Phallus
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